Call me Daddy

If you’ve never thought about getting rich quick then you are probably not human. And you probably do not live in Nairobi. And you have also never seen an episode of perfect match where financial stability is the number one attractive factor in a guy. Everything else can be compromised. What is the use of... Continue Reading →


New burst of NRG

At some point I stopped listening to radio. It had become too cliché. Everyone wanted to be the next Caroline Mutoko, Maina Kageni or Muthoni Bwika (if you know you know). The topics on rotation were tired. They had been chewed and wrung out and had nothing left in them. They lay on their deathbeds... Continue Reading →

Sacrasm: Take it or Leave it

People that miss sarcasm need to take life with a pinch of salt, slice of lemon and three tequila shots. You cannot deny yourself the beauty that is sarcasm yet you are living in a conceited world. People that choose to miss sarcasm have some bitterness in them about everything. Usually, they’re sitting on high... Continue Reading →

A Dude Bros Guide On How To Enjoy Whisky

Most people would not know a good whisky if it hit them at the back of a head with an empty vodka bottle. I don’t blame them. I also would not know a good whisky. I got the short end of the stick when it came to whisky palettes but I’ve faked my way to... Continue Reading →

Can’t Pay. Won’t Pay

The dating narrative was written years ago and is set in stone. It is as old as time itself - that is if you believe in time and have not been contaminated by all the quantum theories flying around.  For first dates, the man pays. Always should. Occasionally though, you might meet a lady that... Continue Reading →

Hidden Sighs

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY RAPIST.   Hey Pat, It has been 6 months, 6 billion ‘why’s’ that God is yet to answer. For the first time, am sending this same question to you Pat, why? Ok let’s start from here; I never in my 21 years of being alive (well, 20 since I haven’t... Continue Reading →

So We Cheating Now?

When bell bottoms came into fashion around the eighties, I imagine guys going crazy over them. And then maybe a few critics who did not buy into the idea of using their trousers to sweep the streets. They came in all sorts of designs. Not just the stripped colored one that Agie, the dancer wore... Continue Reading →

Ban Our Morals

It is okay to be governed by laws up to where a country is concerned. That is what the constitution is for. But when we get to a point where a person’s morality, which is often subjective, is used to operate a country’s mandate it becomes a slippery slope. Because there is no dictating what... Continue Reading →

Hit By A Truck

Age comes hurtling towards you like an out of control truck. And not just any truck. Especially not the ones you see on movies, with shiny glossy paint and majestic emblems sticking up in the air. The ones that are arrogant and go for photo shoots with models in hot pants. (Does anyone say hot... Continue Reading →

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