We need a mejja uplift

I don’t like writing about artistes because I am an artiste myself. If anyone were to write anything about me, even if it were nice, I would analyze every word. I would look for hidden meanings. I would print out the article and go over it with a highlighter and look for literary devices. I... Continue Reading →

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Social Peacocks

I love to hate social media because on there, everyone is somebody. We have philosophers, comedians, doctors, traditional medicine men, feminists, motivational speakers, marketers, digital experts, entrepreneurs, travel gurus, influencers and anything else under the sun. It is a market where Everyone is a mad man. A shit show.  Especially since everyone is either faking... Continue Reading →

Birthday Headaches

People love to celebrate their achievements, I mean anyone would love to do that. First job? Promotion? First car? First house? New high score on candy crush? Celebrate it. It is human nature. Also we live in a world where you won’t get a pat on the shoulder for hitting your milestones. Maybe from your... Continue Reading →

Call me Daddy

If you’ve never thought about getting rich quick then you are probably not human. And you probably do not live in Nairobi. And you have also never seen an episode of perfect match where financial stability is the number one attractive factor in a guy. Everything else can be compromised. What is the use of... Continue Reading →

New burst of NRG

At some point I stopped listening to radio. It had become too cliché. Everyone wanted to be the next Caroline Mutoko, Maina Kageni or Muthoni Bwika (if you know you know). The topics on rotation were tired. They had been chewed and wrung out and had nothing left in them. They lay on their deathbeds... Continue Reading →

Sacrasm: Take it or Leave it

People that miss sarcasm need to take life with a pinch of salt, slice of lemon and three tequila shots. You cannot deny yourself the beauty that is sarcasm yet you are living in a conceited world. People that choose to miss sarcasm have some bitterness in them about everything. Usually, they’re sitting on high... Continue Reading →

A Dude Bros Guide On How To Enjoy Whisky

Most people would not know a good whisky if it hit them at the back of a head with an empty vodka bottle. I don’t blame them. I also would not know a good whisky. I got the short end of the stick when it came to whisky palettes but I’ve faked my way to... Continue Reading →

Can’t Pay. Won’t Pay

The dating narrative was written years ago and is set in stone. It is as old as time itself - that is if you believe in time and have not been contaminated by all the quantum theories flying around.  For first dates, the man pays. Always should. Occasionally though, you might meet a lady that... Continue Reading →

Hidden Sighs

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY RAPIST.   Hey Pat, It has been 6 months, 6 billion ‘why’s’ that God is yet to answer. For the first time, am sending this same question to you Pat, why? Ok let’s start from here; I never in my 21 years of being alive (well, 20 since I haven’t... Continue Reading →

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